So wrote D.H. Lawrence, and so is Wes Stauer, the main character in Tom Kratman's Countdown: The Liberators. The first book in a new series, Countdown: The Liberators is also Tom Kratman's first venture outside of the science fiction genre, this particular story taking place in a near future (I had the year 2014 in mind as I read it) where America's influence is on the wane. Stauer is a retired soldier living a comfortable but less-than-satisfying life in San Antonio with his beautiful girlfriend Philomena "Phillie" Potter. Stauer's dissatisfaction is neither borne of a dislike of the Alamo City or of Phillie, but of a frustration at seeing his country decline into socialist mediocrity and at having his hard, isolate, stoic soul confined in retirement.
Stauer's deliverance comes when on one evening, an old friend from Sudan named Wahab arrives on his doorstep with an irresistible offer: assemble a private mercenary force, with all expenses paid, to rescue the kidnapped son of Wahab's wealthy tribal chieftain. What unfolds is an adventure that takes Stauer, Phillie, and a host of other vibrant characters to such far-flung locales as Guyana, Chad, Burma, and South Africa as Stauer assembles an international all-star team of soldiers, airmen, and sailors to staff his private military enterprise and reach deep into the deserts of northeastern Africa to affect a seemingly impossible search and rescue.
As is the case with all of Kratman's novels, this story is filled with observations and commentary on present political and social realities. The most poignant and humorous of these come from one of the story's primary antagonists, an older, world-weary gentlemen named Labaan who spent his youth in the United States and learned to detest one group of Americans he believes irredeemably beyond hope: Californians. One of many examples can be seen with this passage from the sixth chapter, taking place in N'Djamena, Chad as Labaan and his fellow kidnappers, along with their hostage, disembark from a broken-down aircraft:
There was a youngish white man, tall, muscular, tanned, blond, and bearded, waiting for the Kenya Airways flight as the hatch opened. The white's sweat-stained shirt was unbuttoned halfway to his navel.
Labaan took one look and thought, God...no! Not one of them, not here?
"Dude," the white said,as Labaan reached the foot of the debarking steps, "the plane...it's bogus....it's broken."
God save me from Californians, Labaan thought. It wasn't enough to have to go to school with the mindless twits. Even here, without a surfable beach for over a thousand miles, they find me to blight my existence and insult their own language.
Amidst his despair at having to deal with Caifornians, Labaan also laments the destruction wrought by Western charitable aid across Africa. Such rich, complex, interesting characters like Labaan populate Kratman's story from beginning to end, giving additional opinions on subjects ranging from the aforementioned benighted Californians to "green" automobile technology to post-apartheid South Africa and to the global scourge of transnational progressivism. But ultimately, one wonders: does Stauer recover the Sudanese chief's kidnapped son? Does the honorable enemy Labaan, along with his dry wit, live to fight another day? Within the pages of Kratman's taut adventure, the answers await.

